The Spider
This is exactly what happens to a spider if it insists on revealing its whereabouts whilst Handsome Dude is NOT in the building.
The books ensure that the spider will be unable to gain enough strength (no matter how angry it is OR what evil plans against its captor it is devising) to bench press itself out of captivity.
And–I don’t know if a super-sonic-secret-spider language exists (I haven’t completed my research yet) BUT if there is such a language–and the captive arachnid super-sonics a secret plea for help? Well–the books also prevent any spider associates from assisting in an escape.
Okay–I haven’t even started the research mostly because it involves spiders.
Handsome Dude returned home from a trip once to find three bowl-hotels on the floor.
I consider it an extraordinarily brave thing to even cover the creatures with a bowl.
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Most, if not all of you, have seen one or more of the Spider-Man movies.
Well–here’s a Spider-Woman ‘movie’ that lasts for all of one minute and twenty seconds (01:20). I find it a good deal more astonishing.
In honor of every spider I have ever had the misfortune of meeting:
Happy AaaAAaCk-tober 26th.
4 COMMENTS
Bennetts
12 years agobahahha hahahah…..I would dare say your a little worse than me 🙂
Teresa Jones
12 years agoI feel strongly that my spider resolution is quite revolutionary–and quite a bit more reasonable than what I used to do. Which is leave the building and find a hotel–for me–until Handsome Dude returned. Kidding. Mostly kidding. =0]
J and K
12 years agoTeresa that is exactly what I do! Except I use a paper cup with books on top. So glad I’m not alone.
Teresa Jones
12 years agoOh, YOU are a brave one. Using a paper cup would put me too close in proximity to the little monster. Aaaaand–I have the strongest notion that a paper cup would be eaten through (and spat out) once the captive spider discovered that his prison was made of a chewable substance. I hope your paper cup plan continues to work for you. (MwAaaAHh-HhaaAAa-HahH!)