The triple-single-cookie-serving miracle

So, I ran some numbers through this calculator I call a brain and discovered that if I were to consume a mere 5% of the items pinned on my Tasty Morsel, To Dine For, and Souper’s On pinterest boards I would be the size of a small country two weeks on this side of Christmas.

That would be December 11th.

I don’t want to be a country of any size when I grow up.

However, I am completely largely marginally comfortable with the idea of being the size of a small car.

I just opened a package of Keebler Grasshopper Fudge Mint Cookies.  I had to (had to) eat three of the cookies because they were stuck together.  I know–it’s kind of like a Halloween Miracle happening in our day. It’s definitely the universe instructing me about portion sizes. It was a sign.

Alrighty–miracles aside.

I am completely aware that there are almost fewer people reading this than cookies I just ate.  Two of the two of you actually made requests.

I am in the business of making at least one dream come true this very evening (tomorrow will be a day of dreams for the second reader) mostly because the universe was so kind about the triple-single-cookie-serving miracle.

Reader the first–

Lovely Laura [in reference to this blog] said: “I need to see a picture a little further back. The entryway looks closed off. I need to see how it fits with the whole house! But I love what you did!”

Here is your picture from a little further back.  You may find that the entryway is still closed off (and not open, like say, a field of flowers)–that is entirely because we don’t welcome guests. We have a standard non-invitation extended to all of humankind. I might as well be frank.